If I were a month I would be: February.

If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday.

If I were a time of day I would be: 10:42

If I were a planet I would be: Neptune.

If I were an animal I would be: a Babydoll Sheep. Smiling all the time!

If I were a direction I would be: West.

If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a giant armchair.

If I were a liquid I would be: a milkshake.

If I were a tree I would be: a redwood.

If I were a flower/plant I would be: a bird of paradise.

If I were a kind of weather I would be: mid 60s, with puffy white clouds.

If I were a musical instrument I would be: a xylophone.

If I were an emotion I would be: loved.

If I were a color I would be: a rainbow.

If I were a vegetable I would be: a water chestnut. Maybe that's not a vegetable.

If I were a sweet I would be: Cadbury's chocolate.

If I were a car I would be: an Infiniti FX.

If I were a song I would be: different.

If I were a movie I would be directed by: Wes Anderson.

If I were a book I would be written by: Daniel Handler.

If I were a food I would be: delicious.

If I were a place I would be: windy.

If I were a shape I would be: a dodecahedron

If I were a material I would be: soft like a kitten.

If I were a taste I would be: fruity.

If I were a word I would be: spectacular.

If I were a body part I would be the: thumbs.

If I were a facial expression I would be: amusement.

If I were a style I would be: fabulous.

If I were a number I would be: 23.